Tonight the Berachah Bible Church men’s basketball team attempts to remain undefeated in the Fayette County rec league. Even with the new tithing cap in place, we have managed to be successful during off-season recruiting due to sure-fire evangelistic techniques and more aggressive “sheep stealing,” and have assembled our first well-rounded and winning team. If you can pull yourself away from American Idol tonight, come see the boys in action at 8:00 pm in the old Fayette County high school gym.
I also refuse to make any boastful predictions about our team’s potential success, particularly during the post-season tournament. I have learned my lesson since last time . . . and the time before that.